RIP me. I just looked at my old stuff and it's cringe.
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Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
You are officially the master of scoring!
...a hell of a good time!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
It's just too hard to resist...
Chicks before dicks.
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Love hurts.
Proven to double your chances!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Treat her like a lady.
Put em up.
Let's take this outside!